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Cooking Up Success in Your High School Classroom: The Positive Learning Environment Recipe

September 07, 2025 / Oskar Cymerman

The Positive Learning Environment Recipe for Your High School Classroom

We've all been there: standing at the front of the classroom, pouring our hearts out about the quantum mechanical model, only to be met with a sea of blank stares, the occasional yawn, and the rhythmic tapping of a phone hidden just out of sight. It’s enough to make you wonder if your carefully crafted lesson plans are actually just serving as very expensive lullabies.

But fear not, transforming your classroom from a snooze-fest into a hub of actual learning is within reach. You can indeed - witchcraft not required - swap those deer-in-the-headlights expressions for genuine smiles and energy-filled learning sessions. And if you have doubts; I get it.

Considering that high schoolers are basically oversized, highly caffeinated, instant gratification fueled toddlers with more complex emotional lives and an inexplicable aversion to doing stuff that requires actual effort, you’d be excused to just tell them to open to page 173, read through page 187, and answer 1-46 on pages 188-190.

But this simply won’t do! You want them to learn because you’re better than this.

Luckily, the secret sauce to end all apathy and get them to learn has only four ingredients.

1. Pretend to Like Them (aKA Building Relationships)

So, ditch the "sage on the stage" routine and actually try to connect. Ask about their weekend, pretend to understand their TikTok references, talk about this player cooking and the other selling, and feign interest in their footwear or T-shirt slogan.

When students feel like you're not just there to torture them with quadratic equations or Merchant of Venice, they're less likely to hide behind their Chromebooks and more likely to, you know, actually participate. Plus, a little genuine rapport goes a long way when they whine about how hard the last test was.

2. Kill Chaos (aKA Having Clear Expectations & Consistency)

Teenagers are like cats: they secretly crave routine, even if they spend most of their time pretending to be aloof and independent. Without clear boundaries, your classroom will quickly devolve into a Weasley twins' common room experiment, but with more bathroom pass abuse and significantly fewer intentional explosions.

So, lay down the law early. Co-create rules, or at least let them think they're co-creating them. And, stick to your guns. If you say "no phones," and then immediately let half the class scroll through Instagram, you've just taught them that your rules are more like "loose suggestions." Consistency saves.

3. Let Them Pick Their Own Poison (aKA Fostering Autonomy & Ownership)

High schoolers are at that weird age where they simultaneously believe they know everything and absolutely nothing. Tap into this sense of independence.

Give them choices, even if those choices are just "write a five-paragraph essay” or “present a five-slide presentation." It makes them feel empowered, like they're not just cogs in your educational machine. Let them pick a project topic, or decide which method of torture (er, assessment) they prefer.

When they feel like they have a say, they're more likely to actually put effort in, rather than just staring blankly into the middle distance while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. Plus, it occasionally leads to some surprisingly creative work.

4. Don’t Be a Textbook (aKA Designing Engaging & Relevant Lessons)

Let's be real, a monotone lecture about Continental Drift is the fastest way to make teens’ eyes drift toward the backs of their heads inducing a collective coma in a science classroom. Your job isn't just to transmit information; it's to make them care. Hey, I didn’t make these rules. I’m just sayin’.

So connect trigonometry to video game design, or analyze Shakespeare through the lens of modern pop culture, or have students create news reports based on past earthquakes, tsunamis, or volcanic eruptions pretending they just happened and explaining how different tectonic plate interactions caused them.

And If they ask, "When will I ever use this?" you better have your “Really, bro?” look well-prepared and a snarky, yet relevant, answer ready.

But maybe avoid these forever annoying questions altogether by infusing your lessons with always awesome activities – Phenomena-based Projects, Class Debates, CSI-style Mysteries, Escape Rooms, and Shark Tank Innovation or Engineering Challenges.

Finishing The Positive Learning Environment Recipe

So there you be my teacher brethren. The four ingredients to making your class da bomb without your students’ losing their limbs or their brains exploding:

Build Relationships
Provide Structure
Give Choices
Create Engaging Learning Experiences

And remember to sprinkle in some hype and a whole lot of humor. Because if you're bored, they're practically comatose. Your energy is contagious, so aim to infect them with something other than a desire for the bell to ring.

Is there more? You bet your ass! But the secret is to start with a few things and add new ingredients one at a time. And if something spoils the taste? Think of it as too much salt in your guacamole; you can’t fix it now, but you can make the recipe better the next time.

Because only crazy teachers don’t like guac. Or, a positive classroom. Or, sanity. But that makes sense ‘cause they’re crazy. But you’re not crazy, are you?

Thanks for reading my thoughts! I hope they help you in being more ready for the impending doom of the new school year.

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Tips, Tricks, and Spells to Remembering Student Names (Hogwarts Style)

August 31, 2025 / Oskar Cymerman

I don’t know about you, but for me, that first week of school feels more like a high-stakes memory challenge than teaching. A sea of fresh faces, each belonging to a human with their own hopes, dreams, and a unique name that I just have to know to avoid the anxiety of being seen as just another one of those unapproachable Snape-like, you know the type, teachers.

‘Cause I give a crap. A lot. I’m just an anxious freak. Three months of not doing it fearing I forgot how to do this teaching thing, I’m desperately trying to avoid the "Hey, yous," finger-pointing, and the perception I don’t care.

If that sounds somewhat familiar, fear not, my weary, holy crap it’s the beginning of the school year! educator. Learning your students' names quickly does not require Professor Snape’s Memory Potion but is absolutely magical for building connection, trust, and a classroom where everyone feels seen.

Learning names, like casting spells at Hogwarts, requires practice, purpose, and perhaps a bit of luck. But when you nail a student's name early (day one or two), it's like magic. Their eyes light up! Suddenly, they're not just another body in the room; they're Luna, Harry, Padma. And that, my friends, is the first charm you cast to create a truly welcoming learning environment.

So how about channeling your inner Hermione Granger and learning how to wield this name revealing spell? Because Nomina Revelio doesn’t just sound cool; its mastery turns muggles into wizards.

Seating Chart: Your Marauders Map to Miraculous Memory

Think of your seating chart as your personalized Marauder's Map to a thriving classroom. It’s not just for keeping track of who's kicking whom under the desk; it's your primary training tool for name recall.

Temporary Tent Towns:
On day one, I pretend to have Portkey traveled to the Quidditch World Cup and assign a temporary seating chart. I tell students that I will let them choose their own seats the following week, but in the meantime, I have student groups (my classroom has round tables) whip up a quick name tent – a folded 11x17 piece of paper with their name written large enough to read from across the room.
Next to their name, I ask them to draw their favorite thing in the world (an object, pet, hobby etc.).
On the back, they conjure a spell (phrase) that describes them. I ask them to be creative and use as many words that start with the first letter of their name in their phrase such as “Finn is truly fond of fluffy fantastic beasts.” We later use these for the Name Game Gauntlet.
These are your early warning system against forgetting, like a tiny, legible banner for each aspiring witch or wiz…. I mean student.
Patrol and Practice:
While your students are happily working, put on your stealthy name-memorizing hat. Stroll around the room, glance at your chart, look at the student, and silently (or dramatically but in your head only) repeat their name.
Make an association or create a mental picture that will help you remember each name. "Ah, yes, Ginny, likely a Griffindor, and clearly destined for greatness... or at least remembering to do their homework." The more ridiculous the association, the more memorable it will be. Just don’t suddenly yell Riddikulus!, unless you want them to turn into a black dress-wearing, red purse-wielding Professor Severus Snape.

The Verbal Vortex: Mastering the Pronunciation Charm

Your voice is a powerful tool, not just for explaining concepts, but for etching names into your brain. Think of using it as a tool for perfecting your incantation.

The Door Greeter Guru:
Become the cheerful door greeter. As students shuffle in, greet each one by name. If you draw a blank, don't panic! A polite, "Good morning! What's your name again, my brilliant apprentice?" is infinitely better than a blank stare. Remember to immediately replay the mental picture you made or repeat the phrase they created for themselves.
Instant Name Gratification:
The moment you hear a name, use it. "Thanks, Draco!" or "Could you clarify that for us, Cho?" The more you use it, the faster it sticks, like a well-aimed Accio spell used for summoning their identity instead of your broom.
Pronunciation Perfectionist:
If a name looks tricky, or you butcher it the first time (we've all been there), ask them to correct you politely. "My apologies! Could you say your name for me again so I can get it right, like a true Master of Charms?" They will appreciate the effort, and you'll avoid calling Seamus "See-mas" for the entire semester, a fate worse than facing a bat-wielding cave troll in the girls bathroom.

"Who Are You, Anyway?" Activities & Visual Mnemonics

Combine getting to know them with secret name-learning ops, turning every student into a potential magical creature for your memory.

The Name Game Gauntlet:
On day one, initiate a quick, low-stakes name game. Have students read the phrase they wrote on the back of their tent to their group and then ask each to try to remember and repeat each others phrase. You can walk from table to table and do the same and ask for hints during brain farts.
A simple template for the phrase if students are having a hard time creating their phrase could be "My name is _____ and I like _____” as in My name is Finn and I like fluffy fantastic beasts.
My Life in A Picture:
Also, ask about the favorite thing they drew on their tent next to their name (object, pet, hobby, spirit animal). These little nuggets of information become mnemonic anchors for your students’ names. Example: “Nick, spirit animal Niffler,” and imagine a mole-looking rodent with a shiny gold chain around its neck. Again, the more ridiculous the association, the more memorable it is.
Voldemort (or at Least The Devil) is in the Details:
We often think that the more information we need to remember, the harder it is, and that is mostly true. However, it is actually easier to remember one important fact if we add multiple details to it, because our brains create stronger neural connections responsible for the use and recall of this fact.
Take advantage of this by adding mental detail to each students name. The two activities above are designed exactly for that, but you can add mental details, especially for a student whose name you just can’t remember, such as a famous person or a family member or friend they remind you of.

Strategic Practice: Treat It Like a Pop Quiz (on yourself)

Learning names isn't magic; it's a skill. And like any skill (e.g., brewing a perfect Polyjuice Potion, or surviving Monday mornings), it improves with deliberate practice.

Micro-Mastery Divination Sessions:
Don't aim to learn 150 names in one sitting. Break it down. "Okay, first five students in Row 1. Go!" Or dedicate five minutes before each class to mentally reviewing names. Think of these as your Daily Prophet crosswords, but with faces.
The empty Picture Frame Game:
Grab your class roster. Read a name, then try to picture their face. If you can't, quickly find them on your seating chart. The effort of retrieval is what really locks it into your long-term memory, like an unbreakable vow (but for names, not dark lords).
Self-Correction Incantations:
As you walk around, secretly quiz yourself. "Okay, who's this brilliant young mind, possibly a future Minister for Magic?" If you draw a blank, cheat and peek at your temporary seating chart, I mean Marauder’s Map, and then immediately try to recall it again a few minutes later. No judgment, just pure, unadulterated name-learning dedication worthy of a Hogwarts prefect.
The Paper Handback Spells:
If you still use scrolls and parchment, forget just dropping those student essays on Werewolves on their desks. Personally hand back every single paper. Look at the name, make eye contact, and say the name. "Here you go, Ernie." This simple, repetitive action is pure Expelliarmus for forgetfulness, disarming your brain's tendency to blank out.
Your Personal Rogues' Gallery:
If your school provides student photos, use them! Print them out, arrange them by class, and drill yourself like you're studying for your O.W.L.s. Look at the face, say the name, flip to confirm. Repeat until you can identify them faster than Dumbledore can spot a house elf.

Enlist Your Elves (They're surprisingly helpful, like Dobby!)

Your students are often secretly thrilled that you're even trying to learn their names. Don't be afraid to leverage that!

The "Oops, Remind Me" Clause:
Be real! "Folks, I have a lot of amazing brains to learn this year. If I ever forget your name, please remind me. No offense, just helpful data for this humble Professor!" This makes it okay for them to help you, like a friendly house elf guiding you.
Peer Power:
For group work, have students introduce themselves to their group members. Then, you can float by and say, "Okay, Angelina, can you tell me a few things about Fleur?" It reinforces names for everyone involved, like a communal Pensieve for names.
The "Nailed It!" Moment:
When you successfully use a student's name, especially if you've struggled with it before, they will notice. That little spark in their eyes? That's the power of genuine connection, a bond stronger than the Imperius curse.

By making name learning an intentional (and perhaps slightly obsessive) part of your routine, you'll swiftly transform a room full of strangers into a community of individuals and avoid that dumb Petrificus Totalus look on your face.

So, what's one name-learning "spell" you're excited to use this school year?

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The pH of Panic: Why Chemistry Class Deserves a Low Key, Low-Stress Start

August 24, 2025 / Oskar Cymerman

Ah, chemistry. Just the word itself conjures up images of wide-eyed wonder, boundless curiosity, and… let’s be honest, the faint aroma of impending doom for roughly 90% of the student population. One mention of stoichiometry and suddenly, perfectly capable teenagers develop a fascinating neurological condition where their eyes glaze over and their limbs appear to fuse to their desks. It's a miracle they manage to locate their phones, let alone the periodic table.

And us, the noble purveyors of scientific enlightenment? We’re just thrilled to be back, aren’t we? After months of rigorous research into optimal hammock sag and the subtle art of not thinking about work, our own cerebral matter has perhaps atrophied slightly. I, for one, tried to balance a chemical equation happening on my grill using only a spatula. The results were... hard to swallow.

So, when these hallowed halls beckon once more, and our still somewhat awkward-balanced learners stumble in, what's the first thing we do? Slam them with a pop quiz on orbital hybridization? Demand they perfectly balance combustion reactions? I mean, that would be efficient, but we simply cannot have that. No, we must embrace the Soft Start – a pedagogical concept so revolutionary, it's practically common sense wrapped in academic jargon. Because, apparently, easing them into a subject that makes reminiscing grown ass adults weep is now best practice.

The Acid Test: Why Chemistry Is A Special Kind of Hell

Let's dissect, with surgical precision, why chemistry holds such a coveted spot in the pantheon of subjects designed to induce existential dread:

The Invisible Friend Problem: We ask them to visualize atoms. Atoms. Tiny, invisible particles that allegedly dance and swap partners in a quantum ballet. Meanwhile, their primary visual experience for three months has been 4K resolution on a 6-inch screen. Asking them to imagine electrons whizzing around a nucleus is like asking them to knit a sweater using only positive thoughts. It's profoundly abstract, and their brains, bless their underdeveloped frontal lobes, simply aren't wired for such profound imaginative leaps right out of the gates.
Math? In My Science Class?! It’s Practically Child Abuse! You’d Think: Just when they thought they’d escaped the tyranny of numbers in math, chemistry rears its ugly, quantitative head. Moles, grams, liters, and sig figs – it’s a numerical onslaught. For students whose mathematical prowess peaked at calculating the percentage of battery life left on their devices, this is a full-scale assault. And the tears? They're practically stoichiometric.
The Secret Language of the Illuminati: We’re not just teaching them science; we’re teaching them a new dialect. "Enthalpy," "entropy," "kinetics," "equilibrium" – these aren’t just words; they’re incantations. And woe betide the poor soul who confuses a "covalent bond" with a "covalent blonde" (though, admittedly, one is arguably more appealing). It's like Rosetta Stone, but with more potential for accidental explosions.
Lab Work: The Perilous Dance: Ah, the lab. Where the theoretical nightmares become terrifyingly tangible. Here, they must not only understand the invisible, but also precisely measure the unmeasurable, pour the unpourable, and then, God forbid, clean up after themselves. Safety protocols are paramount, of course, because the last thing anyone needs on day two is a spontaneously generated black hole from mixing the wrong cleaning agents. The pressure to perform flawlessly, lest they accidentally create a new element or, worse, annoy the teacher, is palpable.
The Jenga Tower of Doom: Chemistry is cumulative. One missed concept is not just a hiccup; it's the foundation cracking on a meticulously built Jenga tower of misery. If you don't grasp atomic structure, then bonding is a mystery. If bonding is a mystery, chemical reactions are witchcraft. And before you know it, you’ve got a student staring blankly at a titration curve, convinced they should have gone into interpretive dance.
The Prophecy of Failure: Every year, they shuffle in, burdened by the dire warnings of older siblings and the collective schoolyard mythos: "Chemistry is IMPOSSIBLE." This pre-programmed anxiety is a delightful addition to their already overstimulated little brains. It's like starting a marathon convinced you've already lost. Bravo, educational system, bravo.

The Gentle Touch: Why We Must Handle Them With Hot Gloves

So, instead of detonating their fragile, summer-addled minds on day one, we engage in the grand performance of the "soft start." And why? Because, apparently, overwhelming them instantly isn't conducive to optimal learning. Who knew?

De-escalating the Meltdown: When students are stressed, their tiny brains (and our not-so-tiny ones, let's be fair) go into fight, flight, or freeze mode. The part that handles "balancing equations" is summarily unplugged. A soft start is a deliberate act of cerebral détente. It whispers, "It's okay, little one. The world isn't ending. Just… look at this pretty picture of a nebula." It allows their overtaxed amygdalas to chill out, freeing up precious cognitive bandwidth for, you know, actual cognition.
Forced Friendship and Group Hugs: The first few days are all about "community building," which, in teacher-speak, means forcing children who'd rather stare at their shoes to interact with each other. Low-stakes, collaborative activities are key here. When they realize that their classmates are equally clueless about last summer's solar eclipse, a fragile bond of shared incompetence can form. And that, my friends, is the bedrock of future group projects.
The Grand Delusion of Prior Knowledge: Instead of launching into the periodic table as if it's universal law (which, scientifically, it is, but don't tell them that), we gently prod. "What do you think you know about elements? No wrong answers! Just… thoughts!" This isn't about assessment; it's about giving them the comforting illusion that they might actually know something before you inevitably blow their minds with quantum mechanics.
The Safety Dance (But Make It Fun): Lab safety. Oh, the joy. Instead of a monotone lecture that induces instant narcolepsy, we turn it into a thrilling scavenger hunt! "Find the eyewash station! Win a high-five!" It’s utterly absurd, but it gets the job done without the usual eye-rolls and existential dread. Plus, it teaches them where the actual eyewash is, which might come in handy when they inevitably try to distill Mountain Dew.
A Confidence Trick (For Their Own Good): Successes, even tiny, meaningless successes, breed confidence. Give them an activity where they simply cannot fail. A "wonder wall" about stars. A drawing of their favorite element (even if it's just a stick figure with "O" for oxygen). These are not academically rigorous, but they are confidence-building exercises. They walk away thinking, "Huh. Maybe chemistry isn't literally going to kill me."

The Glorious, Exhausting Aftermath

So, what’s the grand payoff for this elaborate charade of "easing in"?

Less Whining: A subtle decrease in the audible groans emanating from their general direction.
Marginal Engagement: They might actually participate, rather than simply existing in a state of suspended animation.
The Illusion of Comprehension: They might even think they're understanding things, which is often half the battle.
A Slightly Less Frazzled Teacher: Because if they’re less stressed, you’re less stressed. And that, my friends, is the most crucial chemical reaction of all.

In conclusion, dear science colleagues, as the relentless march of the academic calendar propels us forward, let us not forget the delicate, fragile state of our students' minds. Let us approach chemistry, not with the abruptness of a chemical explosion, but with the gentle, reassuring grace of a perfectly buffered solution. Because while their brains may still be frying from summer sun, ours are equally crispy. And the first rule of chemistry is, of course, "Don't ignite the children." Or the teacher. Especially not the teacher.

Thanks for reading my thoughts! I hope they help you in being more ready for the impending doom of the new school year. Check out my Periodic Table of Students Lesson if you need a low key back to school chemistry lesson. And if you cannot spare the $, please email me and I’ll give it to you for free.

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Cooking Up Success in Your High School Classroom: The Positive Learning Environment Recipe

1. Pretend to Like Them (aKA Building Relationships)

2. Kill Chaos (aKA Having Clear Expectations & Consistency)

3. Let Them Pick Their Own Poison (aKA Fostering Autonomy & Ownership)

4. Don’t Be a Textbook (aKA Designing Engaging & Relevant Lessons)

Finishing The Positive Learning Environment Recipe

Tips, Tricks, and Spells to Remembering Student Names (Hogwarts Style)

Seating Chart: Your Marauders Map to Miraculous Memory

Temporary Tent Towns:

Patrol and Practice:

The Verbal Vortex: Mastering the Pronunciation Charm

The Door Greeter Guru:

Instant Name Gratification:

Pronunciation Perfectionist:

"Who Are You, Anyway?" Activities & Visual Mnemonics

The Name Game Gauntlet:

My Life in A Picture:

Voldemort (or at Least The Devil) is in the Details:

Strategic Practice: Treat It Like a Pop Quiz (on yourself)

Micro-Mastery Divination Sessions:

The empty Picture Frame Game:

Self-Correction Incantations:

The Paper Handback Spells:

Your Personal Rogues' Gallery:

Enlist Your Elves (They're surprisingly helpful, like Dobby!)

The "Oops, Remind Me" Clause:

Peer Power:

The "Nailed It!" Moment:

The pH of Panic: Why Chemistry Class Deserves a Low Key, Low-Stress Start

The Acid Test: Why Chemistry Is A Special Kind of Hell

The Gentle Touch: Why We Must Handle Them With Hot Gloves

The Glorious, Exhausting Aftermath